Chrono-Crack: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a time-obsessed inventor who accidentally activates a malfunctioning time machine during a chaotic workshop party. Instead of escaping to glorious historical events, you are hurled through absurd and comical timelines, where you must negotiate with eccentric historical figures, pick up ridiculous items, and resolve bizarre time paradoxes. From the preposterous Age of Dinosaurs (where dinosaurs flaunt fashion) to an Alternate Future where pets are the rulers, every decision you make influences whether time stabilizes or completely unravels. Can you gather the 'Chrono-Crackle' pieces scattered across fractured timelines and fix the machine before time implodes on itself, all while keeping your sanity intact?