Chrono-Crack: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

In a world where time is a commodity bought and sold in chaotic black market auctions, you play as a down-on-your-luck time broker named Zeke. One fateful day, you accidentally acquire a mystical stopwatch that allows you to not just manipulate time but also alter the very fabric of reality itself. As you navigate through a series of hilarious and unpredictable time loops, you must contend with oddball historical figures, absurd future scenarios, and the borderline-unhinged time syndicates that want the stopwatch for themselves. Your witty dialogue choices will shape the outcomes of your encounters and the multiple realities you can create. Can you make money and still keep the universe intact, or will you unwind the very threads of time itself in your comedic quest?