Step into the shoes of Max Tempus, a cynical timekeeper who accidentally activates a temporal rift during a mundane day at work. Suddenly, timelines collide, and history is in chaos. You must navigate through absurd scenarios where you influence historical events with hilarious outcomes while dodging past versions of yourself, competing historical figures, and the ominous Time Authority chasing you for meddling. Each choice you make will shift the timeline further, creating unexpected consequences. Can you find a way to re-stitch reality, or will you become a footnote in your own bizarre history?