In this thrilling interactive text-based adventure, players embody Timekeeper Tessa, a snarky time agent tasked with patching up paradoxes across various historical timelines. From ancient Rome to a bizarre future run by sentient tacos, Tessa encounters a cast of quirky characters, each with their own agendas and time-related problems. Players must solve witty puzzles, make complex choices, and navigate through a branching narrative to restore order to the timeline. But beware: every choice you make creates ripples through time, leading to unexpected consequences and chaotic alternate realities! Can you keep history from unraveling while avoiding the weirdest fate imaginable?