Step into the shoes of a recently unemployed time-travel salesman who inadvertently activates a device that sends them spiraling through different epochs and timelines. As you navigate the absurd twists of history—from caveman negotiations over fire to futuristic debates on whether pineapple belongs on pizza—the choices you make not only affect your journey but also the fabric of time itself. Encounter quirky characters, each with their own agendas, and unravel a conspiracy threatening to collapse reality as we know it. Use wit, charm, and perhaps a well-timed pun to navigate challenges. Just remember: when you play with time, the clock is always ticking!