Step into the comedic chaos of Chrono Crack-Up, an interactive text-based adventure where you play as a hapless time-traveling janitor named Finn who accidentally stumbles upon a malfunctioning time portal. As you navigate through absurd historical events filled with witty banter and unexpected twists, you'll encounter famous figures like Shakespeare, Cleopatra, and a talking dinosaur attempting to negotiate a peace treaty. Your choices will impact the hilarity of the time paradoxes and influence how these characters react to their bizarre predicaments. Will you restore the timeline, or will you just keep adding to the comedic catastrophe?