Chrono Clash: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where time travel is a common mundane task, you find yourself in a chaotic situation when a temporal mishap causes various historical figures to collide in a timeline gone wild. As the newly appointed 'Chrono Mediator', it's your job to resolve conflicts that span across centuries. Engage in witty dialogues with Cleopatra, challenge Newton to a game of inventiveness, or negotiate peace between Shakespeare and a disgruntled robot from the future. Your choices affect the flow of time itself, leading to unexpected humorous outcomes and a slew of bizarre scenarios. Will you fix the timeline, or will you end up creating the most absurd history ever written?