Chrono Chums: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as Timewarden Trixie, a quirky guardian of time who must navigate through tangled timelines filled with eccentric characters from various eras. Your mission: fix the rift in time caused by the mischievous antics of your 'chrono-chums', who are scrambling to say hello to everyone in history at the same time. With each decision, you unlock wacky time-travel scenarios and hilarious dialogue options while unpicking the chaos these greetings cause across history. Will you blend the Renaissance with the Roaring Twenties, or perhaps throw in a dash of medieval knights? Choose wisely, as your snaps of temporal hilarity could just leave history in stitches or expose a time paradox that turns everything upside-down!