In this zany text-based adventure, players assume the role of a charismatic time-traveling slacker named Max, who finds a quirky group of misfits stranded across various historical timelines due to a pesky malfunction in their time machine. As Max, players must navigate through famously absurd events in history—like the signing of the Declaration of Independence with a confused George Washington and a chicken at a Renaissance Fair—while solving hilarious puzzles and collecting oddball artifacts. Throughout their journey, players will form witty relationships with their 'chrono-chums,' whose personalities and backgrounds change with each era. The game offers multiple branching paths and endings based on choices, as players balance the hilarity of time travel with the looming threat of erasing their timeline altogether.