In 'Chrono-Chum: Whose Hello Is It Anyway?', players navigate an absurd world where time is as malleable as a rubber band. You play as Zip, a mid-level office worker who accidentally stumbles upon a malfunctioning time-travel device. Instead of escaping a mundane life, Zip finds themselves tangled in a series of uproarious time loops, each more ridiculous than the last. Along the way, you'll encounter historical figures with bizarre personalities, uncanny doppelgangers, and an ever-changing timeline of events that challenge your wits and sense of humor. Your dialogue choices steer not only your fate but also the absurdity of the scenarios you face, all while trying to avoid creating a catastrophic paradox. Will you fix the timeline or get stuck forever debating the best pizza toppings with Julius Caesar?