In this thrilling interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a wise-cracking time detective turned reluctant time traveler, embroiled in a complex web of time crimes across different historical eras. Each decision you make will ripple through time, impacting not only the future but also altering the past. Unravel the mystery of who is manipulating time for their own gain while navigating quirky characters from various epochs, each with their own agendas and humorous insights. Can you solve the case before the timeline collapses under the weight of bad puns and bad decisions?