Chrono-Capers: Whose Time is it Anyway?

In a quirky alternate universe where time-travel has become a common pastime, you play as a hapless 'Chrono-Caper' tasked with retrieving stolen artifacts from various historical epochs. However, time can be tricky, as every jump hops you into absurd versions of history where dinosaurs run for president, medieval knights duel with modern tech, and Shakespeare's plays end with cliffhangers. Utilize your time-bending abilities to interact with characters from different timelines, solve puzzles, and restore the timeline before a catastrophic paradox occurs. Will you secure the artifacts, outsmart the villain who hoards the wrong timelines, and keep existence from unraveling at the seams?