Step into the perplexing shoes of a time-traveling detective in this interactive text-based game. Set in a world where time is as malleable as clay, your task is to solve a series of outrageous capers that span across different eras. From ancient civilizations to futuristic cities, you'll interact with iconic figures, unravel historical puzzles, and make choices that ripple through time. Beware! Your decision may alter history or cause paradoxes that are both absurd and hilarious. Can you navigate the fascinating intricacies of time while juggling absurd scenarios and wacky characters to crack the case before the clock runs out?