In this hilariously chaotic interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of Harper, a time-traveling snarksmith who accidentally breaks the time continuum while trying to steal an ancient artifact from a museum. Now, armed only with a malfunctioning time device and a witty mouth, Harper must navigate a series of absurd historical epochs where time is literally slipping through their fingers. From the Renaissance dance-offs to the Wild West poker tournaments, players will engage in witty dialogue, make impactful choices, and forge unexpected alliances (or rivalries) with famous historical figures, all while desperately trying to set the timeline right and return to their own time. Get ready for a rollercoaster of anachronisms and puns that might make you question everything you thought you knew about history!