In a world where time travel is a chaotic everyday occurrence, you play as a witty time cop tasked with restoring sanity to the fractured timeline. Players navigate an ever-shifting narrative where historical events collide, characters from various eras misinterpret modern lingo, and the rules of time are as slippery as a wet banana peel. With each decision, you influence past, present, and future, all while thwarting time bandits and solving quirky puzzles that require you to blend knowledge of history with absurd humor. Will you mend the timeline or inadvertently turn history into an absurd comedy sketch?