In this time-bending interactive text game, players take on the role of a snarky time thief named Max, who accidentally breaks the Timekeeper's Hourglass, causing timelines to collide in chaotic and hilarious ways. Players must navigate through a series of absurd scenarios—ranging from battling prehistoric creatures to accidentally crashing a 1920s speakeasy—using wit and choices that affect the unfolding madness. Encounter quirky characters and engage in outrageous dialogue as you attempt to repair the timeline before bizarre alternative realities become permanent!