Step into the chaotic shoes of Felix Clocksworth, a hapless time clerk whose responsibility is to manage the timelines of various historical figures. One day, after a botched coffee spill on the Temporal Registry, he accidentally scrambles the timelines. Now, some of history's most notorious figures—like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and even Shakespeare—are getting involved in modern-day antics. In an interactive text-based format, you must navigate through wildly absurd scenarios, much like a choose-your-own-adventure book dressed in a time-traveling suit! Solve puzzles, create outrageous flashpoints in history, and ultimately piece together the tattered fabric of time—all while keeping your sanity intact and dealing with the occasional Shakespearean monologue!