Step into the shoes of Max Tickerton, a disgraced former timekeeper who has stumbled upon a rogue time portal in his attic. In this interactive text-based adventure, players guide Max through a chaotic timeline where historical events are colliding and everyday objects come to life. From saving a medieval jester from a cyberpunk assassination to persuading a talking toaster to reveal the secrets of the universe, every choice you make reshapes reality. Engage with quirky characters and solve puzzles that span centuries as you race against time to restore order or let chaos reign in this comedic whirlwind of adventure!