Chrono-Cacophony: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Riff, a scrappy time-traveler charged with collecting the most chaotic greetings in history from iconic figures across different epochs. Every time you greet or are greeted, the world around you shifts, creating unpredictable consequences. Engage in wacky dialogues, solve brain-bending puzzles by recontextualizing greetings, and navigate the tangled threads of time as you interact with historical personas. Can you harness the power of whimsical words to restore order to time and ultimately answer the question: whose hello truly carries the most weight?