Chronicles of the Database Guardians

In a quirky, surreal world where databases come to life, you play as a quirky guardian of PostgreSQL tasked with defending the integrity of your system against a rogue cron job trying to wreak havoc. Uncover the mysteries of pg_cron and pg_timetable, navigate through bizarre interfaces, and complete absurd challenges while engaging in witty banter with anthropomorphized database components and data security threats. Your decisions will dictate the fate of your database, and each interaction could enhance your abilities or introduce chaos. Ready to save the day with a little humor and a lot of data?