Chronicles of the Clueless: Whose Quest Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a bumbling bard named Quill, who accidentally becomes the center of a chaotic prophecy. The world is in turmoil, with quarreling factions, misinterpreted prophecies, and an assortment of colorful characters looking for a hero. As the player navigates through hilarious scenarios, they will make choices that affect the outcome of absurd events, piecing together the truth behind the prophecy—if they can manage to stay out of trouble! Along the way, players will discover just how clueless they can be while tackling quests that defy the very nature of normalcy, including negotiating peace between rival squirrel factions and convincing a dragon not to eat humans (starting with you!).