Chronicles of the Clueless: Whose Quest is it Anyway?

In a world where heroism is determined by random chance, you play as a hapless adventurer thrown into an epic quest for a magical relic that may or may not exist. With an ever-shifting party of equally clueless companions, you'll navigate absurd scenarios, make hilariously bad decisions, and encounter bizarre threats, from sentient office supplies to an overly-complicated prophecy. Each choice leads to a branch of dumb luck that either hilariously derails your mission or unexpectedly grants you victory. Laugh, cry, or groan as your journey unfolds in this unconventional text-based adventure where the only guarantee is that nothing goes as planned.