Chronicles of the Clueless: Whose Quest is it Anyway?

In a world where quests are assigned randomly based on the protagonist's worst traits, you play as a hilariously incompetent would-be hero named Zinnia. With your memory as reliable as a goldfish and a knack for making the worst possible decisions, you'll embark on a series of absurd quests ranging from rescuing a talking mushroom from a cranky badger to participating in an interdimensional bake-off against pastry-sorcerers. Along the way, interact with a colorful cast of characters who offer dubious advice, and confront the enigmatic Quest Board that seems to have a sense of humor about your shortcomings. Choose paths, collect ridiculous items, and redefine what it means to be a 'hero' in this laugh-out-loud adventure where the stakes are low, but the hilarity is sky-high.