Chronicles of the Clueless: Whose Quest Is It Anyway?

Step into the bewildering shoes of Zorky, a completely ordinary tavern keeper mistakenly chosen as the Champion of the Realm. Armed with only a bewildering set of misfit companions—including a sarcastic magical sword, an overly dramatic bard, and a cowardly knight who faints at the first sign of danger—Zorky must navigate a series of ridiculous quests full of absurd choices, unpredictable outcomes, and gut-busting humor. Encounter dynamic NPCs who throw curveballs, tackle quests that turn the traditional fantasy RPG narrative on its head, and figure out how to save the world (or at least avoid doing anything too catastrophic) using your chaotic charm and, um, a lot of luck.