In a world where heroes have become obsolete, you play as a hapless bard with a tendency to misunderstand everything. Tasked by a quirky oracle to save a kingdom from an imminent disaster, you set off on an absurdly convoluted adventure filled with miscommunication, mistaken identities, and bizarre twists. By making choices through dialogue, you inadvertently shape the fate of your companions, the kingdom, and the very quest you never intended to embark upon. Will you bring about salvation or slapstick chaos?