Chronicles of the Clueless: Whose Quest Is It, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of Eternal Questia, where a ragtag group of overconfident yet totally clueless adventurers stumble upon a legendary relic said to grant its holder infinite wisdom. But instead of breaking out of their witless bubble, they keep misinterpreting the quest’s true meaning. In this interactive text-based game, you will guide your band of misfits through a series of increasingly absurd quests—like arranging a town festival gone wrong, negotiating peace between rival cheese factions, or accidentally summoning a friendly dragon who just wants to be part of a book club. With each choice, discover how hilariously wrong things can go while managing the unique quirks of your party. Will you lead your crew to eventual enlightenment, or will you all end up in an even weirder pickle? The choice is yours…but don't expect your team to help much!