Step into the shoes of the utterly uninformed protagonist, Gus Blunderbottom, as he navigates the absurd world of prophecy, quirky sidekicks, and unexpected twists. In a realm filled with mystical artifacts that do entirely useless things and townsfolk who have far too many opinions about how quests should play out, Gus must make critical choices that lead him to either the greatest discoveries or the most ridiculous misadventures. The story is heavily influenced by your decisions, and each wrong turn could lead to everything from self-induced chaos at a festival of incompetence to stumbling upon a secret society of cats who hold the true power in the kingdom. With a focus on humor and witty dialogue, this interactive text-based game invites players to think outside the box - or feel free to stumble on into a box of embarrassment instead.