In a world where the fabric of time is as tangled as the plots of cheap fantasy novels, players assume the role of a sentient Quest Board. Your job? To manage competing adventurers who continually bicker over whom the quest rightfully belongs. Navigate comical disputes, solve absurd problems, and strategically allocate resources to different parties—all while ensuring that their ridiculous antics don't unravel the timeline itself. Will you take sides with the overzealous dwarf, the disgruntled wizard, or the overly dramatic bard? The fate of the reality might depend on your snarky interventions and critical decisions.