Chronicles of Misfortune

In a world where prophecies are riddled with absurdities and misinterpretations, you play as a reluctant soothsayer who discovers that every declaration foretold has drastically twisted meanings. As characters from various backgrounds, including warriors, wizards, and estranged royalty, converge for a prophetic showdown, you must navigate witty dialogues, red herrings, and unexpected plot twists. Your goal is to figure out whose prophecy is real and who's just trying to take the throne—all while juggling your newfound clairvoyance and a hysterical dose of existential dread.