In a world where time is a consumable resource, you play as an underappreciated Time Merchant who discovers a glitch in the fabric of time itself. As you navigate through hilariously messed-up timelines, you must sell and trade time with bizarre historical figures and future versions of yourself to restore balance before the entire continuum collapses. Each decision not only changes your fate but also impacts the fates of those around you. Expect outlandish scenarios, witty banter, and social commentary that makes this a journey through time more unpredictable than ever!