Step into the chaotic shoes of a time-hopping slacker who accidentally stumbles upon a malfunctioning time portal. Instead of saving the world, you're flung through hilarious and absurd timelines, from Renaissance fairs gone wrong to dystopian futures ruled by sentient cats. Each decision you make alters not just your fate but the hilarious tapestry of history. With every jump, you collect quirky companions and face off against an eccentric Time Guardian obsessed with maintaining the absurdity of it all. Can you keep history intact while navigating through the comedic pandemonium?