Step into the shoes of Alex, a snarky albeit broke time-traveling bum who stumbles upon a malfunctioning time machine at a thrift store. When the device accidentally activates, Alex finds themselves jumping through the most absurd moments in history—from stopping dinosaurs from going extinct to accidentally starting the Renaissance. Players must navigate the complexities of time—crafting hilariously chaotic solutions to history’s biggest blunders while facing off against rival time travelers, quirky historical figures, and a cosmic entity that just wants to keep time in order. Your choices will shape the timeline, and every decision can ripple across the ages. The game combines humor, strategy, and dramatic stakes, making each turn of the page an adventure through time itself.