In a world where every character's story can change with the flip of a coin, you play as an overly self-aware protagonist who constantly breaks the fourth wall. As the lines between genres blur, you must navigate absurd quests that include negotiating peace between rival spaghetti monsters, convincing a sentient timepiece not to rewind time to when you were just a boring human, and dealing with an army of disgruntled NPCs who are tired of being in the background. Will you stitch together a chaotic tale of absurdity and triumph, or become another victim of the narrative's whims?