In 'Captain of the Constitution', you step into the eccentric shoes of AJ Jacobs, a modern-day historian and aspiring privateer. Your mission? Gain a letter of marque from Congress to embark on a wildly absurd journey to reclaim historical pirate glory and educate the citizens about their constitutional rights. Navigate a landscape peppered with quirky characters like skeptical representatives, enthusiastic historians, and surprise encounters with modern-day activists. Every decision impacts your credibility and influence, while your outrageous antics—from pitching exaggerated ideas to public debates to demonstrating 18th-century techniques with a modern twist—spark excitement, humor, and commentary on contemporary democracy. Can you rally the support needed to chart a course in the uncharted waters of public opinion and constitutional interpretation?