Capital Quagmire

Set in a satirical version of a hospital finance department, players assume the role of a disgruntled hospital accountant, Jim Finley. Overwhelmed by baffling hospital costs and mismanaged budgets, Jim must navigate absurd bureaucracy and eccentric staff while trying to calculate the true cost of care before a major board meeting. Players make choices that affect the balance of power in the hospital, confront absurd scenarios that highlight systemic inefficiencies, and discover hilarious secrets hidden in the spreadsheets. The outcome of the game hinges on Jim's infamous talent for witty negotiation, cutting commentary, and the occasional bribe of questionable ethics.