Step into the quirky world of John Moltz, a fervent e-reader enthusiast on a caffeine-fueled misadventure through the chaotic landscape of the tech marketplace. Your mission: navigate absurdity by outsmarting shady salespeople, deciphering dubious product specs, and making snarky choices that could lead to owning the latest 5-inch e-reader, or ending up with a random kitchen appliance. With fun dialogue, humor derived from tech culture, and a satirical twist on consumerism, every decision shapes your e-reading destiny. Can you triumph over the pitfalls of online shopping while managing your obsession for the latest gadgets?