In a world where legacy software comes to life, you are a disgruntled IT specialist tasked with navigating the bizarre universe of OpenVMS. After 47 years without a package manager, quirky software entities roam freely, causing havoc and hilarity. As you communicate with these sentient programs, you must piece together clues from cryptic terminal messages, fend off rogue updates, and manage the classic applications trying to assert their dominance. Choose your words wisely: each decision influences the world’s chaotic ecosystem and reveals hidden truths about the software's history. Can you restore order and install the elusive package manager before the system crashes into oblivion?