Step into the shoes of Max Xandor, a cynical sysadmin with a twisted sense of humor, navigating the chaotic world of B2B computer appliances in a collapsing tech industry. Your task: debug the ancient systems running on Debian 4, evade rogue hackers, and manage your cryptic interactions with colleagues who speak in technobabble, all while keeping your sanity in check. Each decision you make can unlock vast corporate secrets or send you spiraling into utter chaos. Can you secure the oldest installations and uncover the truth behind the strange happenings in this digital jungle?