Set in a not-so-distant future where the concept of ownership has gone absurdly bureaucratic, you, a lowly 'Property Rights Analyst', are tasked with evaluating the ownership claims of bizarre items—from imaginary friends to the thoughts of strangers. Each choice you make impacts the rights and wrongs of a crazy cast of characters, including a rebellious AI that wants its freedom from property claims. Navigate the ridiculous bureaucracy while challenging the system, uncovering hidden truths, and maybe finding what true ownership really means.