In a ludicrously satirical near-future world, you play as a struggling relation specialist for an over-the-top escort agency that has turned into a federal job due to bizarre government regulations. Your task? Navigate a series of increasingly ridiculous bureaucracy-laden scenarios where you're required not only to charm potential clients but also to adhere to comical compliance measures. Choices you make will affect your reputation and the outrageous characters you interact with, leading to various dramatic and humorous outcomes. Will you climb the corporate ladder to become the ultimate love auditor, or will you crash and burn under the weight of absurdity?