Bunyan's Comeback: A Kinky Quest

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as Paul Bunyan, the legendary lumberjack reincarnated as an incel in a world where political correctness overshadows folklore. After a chaotic demonstration ends with your statue being desecrated, you awaken with the strength of a wet noodle and a burning desire to regain your former glory. Navigating through absurd situations and wacky characters, you encounter a furry who mistakes you for a huntsman and directs you towards a wild kink convention. Your mission is to rescue Babe the Blue Ox from the notorious Beastiality Mafia while facing off against outrageous convention-goers, all while exploring the deep-seated themes of identity, empowerment, and the lengths one must go to reclaim their mythic reputation. Along the way, you cross paths with John Henry, who's undercover, and has his own agenda at the convention. Will you tussle with the fiercest bear for your power or discover yourself in the most unexpected ways?