In a twisted version of the UK, players find themselves in the midst of a chaotic, satirical battle royale where they must outwit and outlast not only opponents but also the absurdity of British culture. As you navigate through iconic but bizarre locations—from the moors of Yorkshire to the streets of London, you encounter eccentric NPCs, culinary disasters, and peculiar quests. Will you team up with a rogue tea enthusiast or a narrow-minded royalist? The goal is simple: survive until the last cuppa is sipped, all while dodging bizarre challenges and ridiculous weaponry like wet fish and tea kettles. Every decision you make will determine whether you’ll crack under pressure or become the ironic hero of this ludicrous showdown.