Step into a world where the most elite fighters of the realms are not only skilled in combat but also adept at navigating the absurdity of bureaucratic red tape. As a chosen warrior in a twisted tournament, your mission is to not only defeat enigmatic foes in one-on-one combat but also to wield your wit and charm to outsmart a panel of absurdly incompetent judges. Each battle takes place in surreal environments infused with paperwork, contracts, and ludicrous rules, with every combat sequence interwoven with humorous dialogue, while you strategize how to convince the judges to let you advance. Will you become the champion or will you drown in the paperwork of doom? In this darkly comedic text-based adventure, martial arts meet the madness of administrative obstacles!