Blood Ties and Bitter Lies

Step into the chaotic life of Andres, a reluctant heir to an ancient lineage of immortals where every family drama is as blood-soaked as it is comedic. Forever tormented by his vampire father, Alvaro, who’s an eternal melodramatic relic from the Roman conquest, and Esperenza, a fierce and moody vampire mother figure with a penchant for starting family feuds over trivial things, Andres tries to navigate the tumultuous waters of his family’s unending squabbles. As he juggles the ramifications of his 1980s turning, outrageous sibling rivalries, and the looming threat of a vampire clan war, Andres discovers that family isn’t just about blood; sometimes, it’s about sanity...or the lack thereof. Join him as he seeks absurd solutions to outlandish problems while battling his own existential ennui in a world where nothing is ever truly over.