In this laugh-out-loud interactive text-based adventure, you play as a fabulously wealthy gay couple who find themselves navigating the trials of unexpected parenthood. When a peculiar agency mistakenly matches you with a drooling, gassy baby named 'Bubba', your luxurious lifestyle is turned upside down. Juggling lavish parties, charity galas, and trips to the most exclusive locations becomes a heartwarming (and hilarious) quest to prove you can raise the world's most unconventional child without losing your sanity. Will you embrace the chaos of diaper disasters and unsolicited parenting advice, or will this bratty bundle of joy be the end of your empire?