Assed Games: The Ultimate Battle Royale

In a dystopian future where everyone battles for the last remaining pair of ultra-comfy, self-cleaning pants, players navigate a strange world filled with eccentric characters, bizarre challenges, and outrageous humor. As the new contestant, you must outwit rivals and make outrageous choices that impact your path. Each decision leads you through wild scenarios, quirky sidequests, and dramatic confrontations—all centered around the titular 'assed games.' Unlock unique abilities, gather your 'besties,' and prepare for the most ridiculous showdown ever as you compete to become the ultimate 'Lounge Champion'!