Artifact Assault: Who's Got the Goods?

In 'Artifact Assault: Who's Got the Goods?', you play as a hapless museum curatorial assistant who discovers that a highly coveted artifact has been stolen right before the grand opening of a controversial exhibit. Tasked with recovering the artifact, you must navigate a web of deceit involving eccentric collectors, rival curators, and a secret underground art trade. As you explore bizarre and vividly described locations—ranging from opulent penthouses to shady art garages—you'll engage in quirky dialogue trees, make absurd decisions, and solve comedic puzzles, all while racing against the clock. Your choices will determine not only the fate of the artifact but also whether you become a hero, a punchline, or the next target!