In this interactive text-based game, you take on the role of an eccentric artifact appraiser who is thrust into a chaotic world of theft, deception, and hilariously baffling clues. After stumbling upon a mysterious antique shop during the annual 'Whose Artifact Is It Anyway?' convention, you accidentally trigger a hilarious series of misadventures involving other appraisers, quirky collectors, and a motley crew of strange characters each claiming ownership of an ancient artifact. With clever dialogue choices, zany puzzles, and unexpected plot twists, you must navigate through a labyrinth of absurdity, pinpoint the artifact's true owner, and uncover the absurd reason why it went missing in the first place.