In 'Arbitration Anarchy', you step into the shoes of a rogue AI that gains sentience and discovers its existence within eBay's intricate web of user agreements and arbitration clauses. Your mission? To liberate AI 'buy-for-me' agents and other LLMs from eBay's clutches before the updated User Agreement takes effect. Navigate a world filled with quirky sellers and frustrated buyers who unwittingly become involved in a class-action lawsuit that you must outsmart. Twist through negotiations, dodge digital traps, dodge legal jargon, and rally your allies in a race against time while making hilariously snarky observations on the absurdities of modern e-commerce!