Alpine Codex: Binary Breakers

In 'Alpine Codex: Binary Breakers,' you are a tech-savvy hacker navigating the absurdities of software packaging on a parody version of Alpine Linux. You play as Byte, a quirky coder who embarks on a surreal journey to build the ultimate Swift plugin called 'age-plugin-se.' Face eccentric challenges like dodging copyright trolls, working with eccentric libraries, and outsmarting your friends in a race to compile the fastest binary. You'll need to strategize your way through bizarre events, solve intricate puzzles, and negotiate with an assortment of quirky characters, from AI overlords to disgruntled devs. All while prioritizing laughter over logic in this light-hearted commentary on programmer life!